Search Term-Themed Lists and Cut & Haste
Hi, Marybeth –
Afraid I’m going to pass. I fear I’ve seen too many search term-themed lists over the years. Thanks for thinking of us nonetheless.
Thus read the McSweeney’s rejection letter my friend received a few weeks ago. Even though McSweeney’s mis-stepped in neglecting to publish Mb’s list, they correctly identified an important truth: search term-themed lists are sohotrightnow.
They are. Especially this one:
Search Terms Used to Find My Etsy.com Site, According to Google Analytics
By Marybeth Campeau
keep calm and carry an axe
how to make a celestial globe
lettuce turnip the beet
1960s white lace dress
1970s schwinn exerciser
baltimore ravens charm bracelet with swarovski crystals bracelet extender
gator christmas tree
hand sewn embroidery pony
wooden barrettes tennessee
fire king blue milk glass plates with cherry detail
stuffed owl for baby
university of tennessee badge holder
i wish i had a penguin friend
And this segues nicely into the next newsweethottness: Cut & Haste, featuring the artistic mastercrafts(wo)manship stylings of the one and only Marybeth. Witty, beautiful, custom art for affordable prices = the new best birthday gift option // amazing home decor that will render countless compliments (trust me) // etc. You’d best order today, because Mb is leaving in a week or so to work at a school in Kenya. Oh, and I suppose I should add that having talented, supercool friends is also sohotrightnow.
Nb. The search terms used to find this blog are also somewhat entertaining… though mostly somewhat creepy — there is ALWAYS (literally, always) someone searching “sex teacher movie” or different variations of that (see “Non-Saccharine Inner City School Movies” post). Weirdus.