It’s #NYE*, which means that being resolute is supertotallyhot (totallysuperhot?). Teddy Wayne, a regular contributor to McSweeney’s, and Greg Wayne (brother? cousin? dad? son? lover?) shared some resolutions that really struck a chord with me:

I might just go ahead and make these my resolutions for 2012, as I am coming down with a slight case of the Mondays now that I’m back home from my travels (and thus feeling lazy).

(Taken at Lake Tomahawk Park, Black Mountain, NC)

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